So Ron and I are lying in bed last night, watching tv all cozy. I like to lay my head on his shoulder and he rubs my head and back a little. So there I am all tired and cozy, and Ron gives me a kiss on the head and leans in close to whisper in my ear. What does he say? "Would you be mad if I had lice?"
Umm. At least we are both weirdoes’, right?